Kids say the darndest things, but what about Moms? I'd say we rank right up there. These are a few of the "did I really just have to say that?" moments I've had here lately.
"We don't give purple nurples, especially not at Target. Well then I'll tell Daddy he shouldn't give purple nurples either."
"Get your finger out of your nose, it's ucky. No, I don't want your finger in my nose either."
"Stop chasing your brother with the tongs. I'm very sorry he hit you with the spatula, but hand over the tongs."
"Get your spoon out of your undies. No, now you need a clean one. And go wash your hands!"
"Do you want me to dump water on your head....then don't do it to your brother!"
"Hands do not belong in the toilet."
So there you have it....I never thought I would have to address giving purple nurples in Target, but having kids always brings surprises! Now it's your turn...what have you done or said this week that made you think "Did I really just have to say that?!"